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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

: #Laughs How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

: #Laughs A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"

: #Laughs How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband's last words.

: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

: #Laughs |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?"The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."
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