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: #Laughs Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

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: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.

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: #Laughs And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

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: #Laughs Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college.

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: #Laughs This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.

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: #Laughs A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

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: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

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: #Laughs What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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: #Laughs Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are living together.

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: #Laughs Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

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: #Laughs OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

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: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

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: #Laughs Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

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: #Laughs Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

: #Laughs What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.

: #Laughs And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

: #Laughs Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college.

: #Laughs This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.

: #Laughs A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks' door.

: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

: #Laughs What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

: #Laughs Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are living together.

: #Laughs Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

: #Laughs OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

: #Laughs Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

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