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: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

: #Laughs An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels.

: #Laughs What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

: #Laughs |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

: #Laughs I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

: #Laughs An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild.

: #Laughs Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked
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