Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not even the sound emitted by a diminutive rodent related to, and in form resembling, a rat;

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs 1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"

: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

: #Laughs Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

: #Laughs A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

: #Laughs A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

: #Laughs Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!

: #Laughs |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not even the sound emitted by a diminutive rodent related to, and in form resembling, a rat;

: #Laughs That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

: #Laughs |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by.

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he will ask "Why do you say that?" while a psychologist will say "Thank you for sharing that with us."

: #Laughs When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline th

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme