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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

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: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

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: #Laughs A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.

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: #Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umb

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: #Laughs It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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: #Laughs |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

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: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

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: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.

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: #Laughs A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon.

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: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

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: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !

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: #Laughs Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

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: #Laughs This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A.

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: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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: #Laughs A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.

: #Laughs Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.

: #Laughs A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.

: #Laughs |Why shouldn't you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he'd rather go to the movies!What's blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What's grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umb

: #Laughs It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

: #Laughs |Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

: #Laughs A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for som

: #Laughs An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.

: #Laughs A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon.

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !

: #Laughs Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

: #Laughs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one.

: #Laughs This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A.

: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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