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: #Laughs A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

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: #Laughs Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP

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: #Laughs A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

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: #Laughs What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

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: #Laughs What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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: #Laughs At a U.N.

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: #Laughs What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

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: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

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: #Laughs A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was bu

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

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: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

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: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

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: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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: #Laughs WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don't.

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: #Laughs As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.

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: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

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: #Laughs A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

: #Laughs Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP

: #Laughs A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died.

: #Laughs What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

: #Laughs What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

: #Laughs At a U.N.

: #Laughs What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

: #Laughs Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs.

: #Laughs A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen, where his mother was bu

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

: #Laughs Two wives were airing their troubles:"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first."My husband and I just don't get along.""Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?"asked the second."I would if I could catch him at it,"replied the first.

: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

: #Laughs WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don't.

: #Laughs As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran.

: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

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