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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

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: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

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: #Laughs Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !

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: #Laughs A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !

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: #Laughs Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

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: #Laughs Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

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: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

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: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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: #Laughs Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

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: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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: #Laughs Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

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: #Laughs A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.

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: #Laughs Last night I wrote myself a letter.

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: #Laughs A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and couldn't find his way home.

: #Laughs Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.

: #Laughs Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !

: #Laughs A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !

: #Laughs Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

: #Laughs Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment.The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anyth

: #Laughs A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son.

: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

: #Laughs Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

: #Laughs A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection.

: #Laughs Last night I wrote myself a letter.

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