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: #Laughs "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.

: #Laughs This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!

: #Laughs A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Eat one live t

: #Laughs A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to beli

: #Laughs A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman ...then ...

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

: #Laughs Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....

: #Laughs Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

: #Laughs Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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