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: #Laughs My sister's a really bad driver.

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: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

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: #Laughs How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

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: #Laughs One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

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: #Laughs Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream

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: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

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: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

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: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

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: #Laughs How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

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: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

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: #Laughs |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it.

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: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

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: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

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: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and the

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

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: #Laughs A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.

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: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

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: #Laughs Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague with her....She has a thicker moustache than you....When you go to pick her up, her lawyer m

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: #Laughs My sister's a really bad driver.

: #Laughs For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

: #Laughs How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

: #Laughs One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out.

: #Laughs Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

: #Laughs Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream

: #Laughs rkuef qlmcwsi lkajgb mtyuhel qhmtkd tyuq gbnarfjyo

: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

: #Laughs How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

: #Laughs |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it.

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: #Laughs Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you're screwedSent by D.L.Chapin

: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

: #Laughs A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and the

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

: #Laughs A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away.

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

: #Laughs Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague with her....She has a thicker moustache than you....When you go to pick her up, her lawyer m

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