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: #Laughs A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law's death.It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.He replies, "Don't take chances.

: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

: #Laughs "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

: #Laughs A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No, I'm an undercover agent".

: #Laughs What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !
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