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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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: #Laughs Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!

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: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

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: #Laughs What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

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: #Laughs You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

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: #Laughs Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches.

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: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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: #Laughs A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated.

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: #Laughs I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

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: #Laughs What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

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: #Laughs Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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: #Laughs Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec the software (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the

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: #Laughs Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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: #Laughs Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!

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: #Laughs Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

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: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

: #Laughs Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!

: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

: #Laughs What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

: #Laughs You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!

: #Laughs Man - A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches though some isotopes can be as short as 4inches.

: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

: #Laughs A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated.

: #Laughs I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

: #Laughs What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

: #Laughs Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

: #Laughs Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec the software (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the

: #Laughs Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

: #Laughs Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!

: #Laughs Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two.

: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!

: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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