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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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: #Laughs What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

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: #Laughs What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

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: #Laughs Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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: #Laughs |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40.

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: #Laughs What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

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: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

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: #Laughs A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some.

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: #Laughs January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s).

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: #Laughs A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

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: #Laughs Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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: #Laughs A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

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: #Laughs What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

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: #Laughs Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

: #Laughs What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

: #Laughs What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

: #Laughs Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

: #Laughs |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40.

: #Laughs What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !

: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

: #Laughs A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some.

: #Laughs January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s).

: #Laughs A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

: #Laughs Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?

: #Laughs What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

: #Laughs A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

: #Laughs What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and

: #Laughs Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

: #Laughs One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

: #Laughs Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

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