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: #Laughs Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

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: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

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: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

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: #Laughs Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.

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: #Laughs After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!***He's cute!He knows the importance of accessorizing!And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face!***INTRODUCING..

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: #Laughs A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

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: #Laughs Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke.

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: #Laughs |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm sooo drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

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: #Laughs Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

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: #Laughs One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words.

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: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

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: #Laughs What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk.

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: #Laughs A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !

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: #Laughs Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

: #Laughs I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown and I kno

: #Laughs Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

: #Laughs What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

: #Laughs Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.

: #Laughs After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!***He's cute!He knows the importance of accessorizing!And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face!***INTRODUCING..

: #Laughs A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.

: #Laughs Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke.

: #Laughs |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.

: #Laughs Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm sooo drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

: #Laughs Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

: #Laughs |What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits! What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?A

: #Laughs One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words.

: #Laughs A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send them to me.

: #Laughs What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton's desk.

: #Laughs A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !

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