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: #Laughs "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend.

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: #Laughs What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

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: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

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: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is .

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: #Laughs Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

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: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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: #Laughs This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend."I know this midget who wants to buy a horse.

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: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older.

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: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!

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: #Laughs Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No.

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: #Laughs If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

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: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

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: #Laughs When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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: #Laughs What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

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: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

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: #Laughs Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"Not to be outdone, the third guy says,

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: #Laughs Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M.

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: #Laughs "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.

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: #Laughs "I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend.

: #Laughs What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs Innkeeper: The room is .

: #Laughs Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

: #Laughs This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend."I know this midget who wants to buy a horse.

: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older.

: #Laughs A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!

: #Laughs Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No.

: #Laughs If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

: #Laughs When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

: #Laughs What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

: #Laughs Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"Not to be outdone, the third guy says,

: #Laughs Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M.

: #Laughs "Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk.

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