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: #Laughs Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

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: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

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: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

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: #Laughs What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

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: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

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: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

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: #Laughs From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".

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: #Laughs A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

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: #Laughs Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

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: #Laughs "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"

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: #Laughs A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding.

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: #Laughs There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.

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: #Laughs A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

: #Laughs First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

: #Laughs What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

: #Laughs Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.Willowdale, Oregon:It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.Oblong, Illinois:It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing

: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

: #Laughs From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".

: #Laughs A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.

: #Laughs Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

: #Laughs Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.

: #Laughs |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

: #Laughs "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"

: #Laughs A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding.

: #Laughs There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside.

: #Laughs A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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