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: #Laughs Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

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: #Laughs What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"

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: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.

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: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

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: #Laughs Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !

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: #Laughs A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

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: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

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: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

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: #Laughs Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

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: #Laughs A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog.

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: #Laughs |An office technician got a call from a user.

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: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

: #Laughs What should you say if he asks you "Am I your first"?"You might be - you look familiar"

: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.

: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

: #Laughs What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !

: #Laughs A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.

: #Laughs My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

: #Laughs The angry preacher...The preacher rose with a red face.

: #Laughs Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won million in the lottery? He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.

: #Laughs A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog.

: #Laughs |An office technician got a call from a user.

: #Laughs When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have enough,so he left a little space.

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