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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

: #Laughs Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

: #Laughs Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

: #Laughs |Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health

: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
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