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: #Laughs A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

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: #Laughs While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

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: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections

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: #Laughs Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!

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: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

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: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

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: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

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: #Laughs The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no pr

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

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: #Laughs Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day.

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: #Laughs What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.

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: #Laughs What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.

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: #Laughs 1.

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: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

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: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

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: #Laughs |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !

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: #Laughs A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

: #Laughs While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

: #Laughs MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

: #Laughs Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections

: #Laughs Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!

: #Laughs Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

: #Laughs Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

: #Laughs The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.There was no pr

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

: #Laughs Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day.

: #Laughs What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.

: #Laughs What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

: #Laughs Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to enough different movies, you start to notice things.

: #Laughs |100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits on the bus FF buckets of bits Take one down, short it to ground FE buckets of bits on the bus

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !

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