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: #Laughs Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting mypenis erect, can you help me?"After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well theproblem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penisare damaged.

: #Laughs President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

: #Laughs |Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It's scales!What fish do road-menders use?Pneumatic krill!What happens when sharks take their clothes off?Th

: #Laughs What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !

: #Laughs |Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...Inside: ...

: #Laughs Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?

: #Laughs A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms.When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair.The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down there."The prostitute snapped back, "What do you wa
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