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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

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: #Laughs What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

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: #Laughs What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.

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: #Laughs What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

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: #Laughs A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

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: #Laughs The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Sectio

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: #Laughs What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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: #Laughs What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

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: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

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: #Laughs These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

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: #Laughs At 5 P.M.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever.

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: #Laughs Losing a wife can be hard.

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: #Laughs BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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: #Laughs One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the rail, and by that time a train came along and cut off his tail,he look around to see what hap

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: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

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: #Laughs The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I look fat?4...Do you think she is prettier than me?5...What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guara

: #Laughs What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

: #Laughs What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.

: #Laughs What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

: #Laughs A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

: #Laughs The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Sectio

: #Laughs What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

: #Laughs What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

: #Laughs How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six...

: #Laughs These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

: #Laughs At 5 P.M.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever.

: #Laughs Losing a wife can be hard.

: #Laughs BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

: #Laughs One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the rail, and by that time a train came along and cut off his tail,he look around to see what hap

: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

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