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: #Laughs A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test."What is The Son Of God's name?" he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing h

: #Laughs As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate.

: #Laughs Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!

: #Laughs A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.The doctor told her it would cost around 0, but there wasanother way that would cost only .The woman agreed to

: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

: #Laughs Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

: #Laughs An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar.

: #Laughs Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos.

: #Laughs O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

: #Laughs A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check.

: #Laughs Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island."What should we do?", said Ed."Hmmm, let's think.", replied Fred.Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"

: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"
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