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: #Laughs |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

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: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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: #Laughs One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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: #Laughs 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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: #Laughs What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

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: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory.

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: #Laughs The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.

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: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.

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: #Laughs At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

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: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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: #Laughs English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cockt

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: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

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: #Laughs What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''

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: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

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: #Laughs |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once.

: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

: #Laughs One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers.

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

: #Laughs 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

: #Laughs What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.

: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory.

: #Laughs The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.

: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.

: #Laughs At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

: #Laughs English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cockt

: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

: #Laughs What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

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