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: #Laughs Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!A: Have you tried a flyswatter?Q: Dear Abby,My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who

: #Laughs Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

: #Laughs Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."

: #Laughs Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.
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