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: #Laughs A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother."Oh mamma!" she exclaimed.

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: #Laughs Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

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: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

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: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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: #Laughs In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a

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: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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: #Laughs A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls.It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday.

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: #Laughs |Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

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: #Laughs Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

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: #Laughs Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

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: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

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: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

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: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

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: #Laughs Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies.

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: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !

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: #Laughs A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother."Oh mamma!" she exclaimed.

: #Laughs Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.

: #Laughs A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife.

: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

: #Laughs In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?!""Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a

: #Laughs |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

: #Laughs A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls.It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday.

: #Laughs |Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss...

: #Laughs Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

: #Laughs Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.

: #Laughs A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.

: #Laughs Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies.

: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !

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