Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Oldest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.Anger is only one letter short of danger.If someone betrays

: #Laughs How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaround arguing about who owns the droppings.

: #Laughs A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room.

: #Laughs Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Te

: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

: #Laughs A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The ge
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.