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: #Laughs A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

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: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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: #Laughs Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar.

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!

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: #Laughs Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu.

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: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

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: #Laughs |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

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: #Laughs Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...1.

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: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

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: #Laughs An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.

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: #Laughs Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

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: #Laughs What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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: #Laughs An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise.

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: #Laughs "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern c

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: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, t

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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: #Laughs A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

: #Laughs Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

: #Laughs Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar.

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!

: #Laughs Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu.

: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

: #Laughs |You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

: #Laughs Secret tips for making a marriage last...My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...1.

: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

: #Laughs An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.

: #Laughs Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes.

: #Laughs What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

: #Laughs An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise.

: #Laughs "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.""It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern c

: #Laughs |One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, t

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

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