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: #Laughs On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfin

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: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

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: #Laughs A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects.

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: #Laughs What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !

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: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

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: #Laughs |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in t

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: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

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: #Laughs What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

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: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

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: #Laughs PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

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: #Laughs The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

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: #Laughs A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son.

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: #Laughs "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up sh

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: #Laughs What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

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: #Laughs |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9.

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: #Laughs Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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: #Laughs On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfin

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

: #Laughs A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects.

: #Laughs What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !

: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

: #Laughs |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in t

: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

: #Laughs What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !

: #Laughs Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.

: #Laughs PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6.

: #Laughs Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents.

: #Laughs The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyclops Barbie ...one eye, right in the middle of her forehead; Cyclops Ken sold separately

: #Laughs A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son.

: #Laughs "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up sh

: #Laughs What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

: #Laughs |Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9.

: #Laughs Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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