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: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

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: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

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: #Laughs A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs.

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: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

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: #Laughs A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.

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: #Laughs John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!

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: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

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: #Laughs A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.

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: #Laughs What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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: #Laughs Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

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: #Laughs What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit

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: #Laughs |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and t

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: #Laughs Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!

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: #Laughs My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

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: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious.

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: #Laughs A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper.

: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

: #Laughs A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs.

: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

: #Laughs A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear.

: #Laughs John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!

: #Laughs A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

: #Laughs A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.

: #Laughs What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

: #Laughs Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !

: #Laughs A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

: #Laughs What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit

: #Laughs |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and t

: #Laughs Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wrong with me? Doctor: You have far too much free time!

: #Laughs My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.

: #Laughs Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious.

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