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: #Laughs There were three guys in an airplane.

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: #Laughs Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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: #Laughs Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

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: #Laughs TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET.

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: #Laughs What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

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: #Laughs Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival.

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: #Laughs "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like me again!'I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"Relationships are hard.

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: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

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: #Laughs A German woman is walking down the street.

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: #Laughs Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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: #Laughs Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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: #Laughs What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

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: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

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: #Laughs There were three guys in an airplane.

: #Laughs Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

: #Laughs Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

: #Laughs TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET.

: #Laughs What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!

: #Laughs Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasawaiting his arrival.

: #Laughs "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -'You'll never find anyone like me again!'I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"Relationships are hard.

: #Laughs Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

: #Laughs A German woman is walking down the street.

: #Laughs Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

: #Laughs Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

: #Laughs What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

: #Laughs A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

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