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: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

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: #Laughs A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling.

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: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

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: #Laughs Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

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: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

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: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA...Air force come and they flatten yo

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

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: #Laughs Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.

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: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

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: #Laughs An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed the

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: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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: #Laughs What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

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: #Laughs Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

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: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

: #Laughs A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling.

: #Laughs O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.

: #Laughs Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

: #Laughs Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA...Air force come and they flatten yo

: #Laughs Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

: #Laughs Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !

: #Laughs Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.

: #Laughs I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Edna to Priscilla.

: #Laughs Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs So you don't know Jack Schitt He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt.

: #Laughs An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed the

: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

: #Laughs What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.

: #Laughs Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

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