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: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

: #Laughs Airport immigration......NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

: #Laughs A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said.

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel.

: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

: #Laughs Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy.""Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.

: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

: #Laughs God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes.
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