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: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

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: #Laughs What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

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: #Laughs My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically.

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: #Laughs Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

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: #Laughs How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem.

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: #Laughs Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

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: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

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: #Laughs Look at each numbered item.

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: #Laughs Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

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: #Laughs The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes.

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: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

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: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

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: #Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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: #Laughs Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo.

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: #Laughs Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.

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: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

: #Laughs What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

: #Laughs My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically.

: #Laughs Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

: #Laughs How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem.

: #Laughs Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

: #Laughs Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

: #Laughs Look at each numbered item.

: #Laughs Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

: #Laughs The Insomniac by Eliza Wake

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes.

: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some.

: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.

: #Laughs A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday.

: #Laughs A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas.He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

: #Laughs Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo.

: #Laughs Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.

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