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: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

: #Laughs POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresu

: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

: #Laughs Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'

: #Laughs An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms.

: #Laughs A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

: #Laughs One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp.At the rifle range, he was given some instructions, handed a rifle, and a couple rounds of ammo.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

: #Laughs Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shits brick has square hole.Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
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