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: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What's t

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

: #Laughs Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

: #Laughs A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

: #Laughs NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlight Submarine screen door A book on how to read Inflatable dart board A dictionary index Powdered water Pedal powered wheel chair Water proof tea bag

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" "Sure," he replies.
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