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: #Laughs What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

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: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

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: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

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: #Laughs |A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

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: #Laughs What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

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: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

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: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

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: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

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: #Laughs Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

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: #Laughs How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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: #Laughs Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin.

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: #Laughs Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.

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: #Laughs Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that

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: #Laughs Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

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: #Laughs A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road.

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: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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: #Laughs What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

: #Laughs How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

: #Laughs A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde.

: #Laughs |A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!

: #Laughs What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.

: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

: #Laughs A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders.

: #Laughs Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.

: #Laughs Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.

: #Laughs How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

: #Laughs Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin.

: #Laughs Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.

: #Laughs Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that

: #Laughs Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !

: #Laughs A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road.

: #Laughs What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!

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