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: #Laughs "Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices.

: #Laughs Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

: #Laughs When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

: #Laughs |How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because

: #Laughs THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and l

: #Laughs While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driv

: #Laughs Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on

: #Laughs 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.His socks, they were hung by the
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