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: #Laughs There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise.After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck.After five or six c

: #Laughs "Grandma, why don't you drink tea anymore?" "I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."

: #Laughs A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her t

: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

: #Laughs Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.""No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell ..

: #Laughs The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.The patient put it in his pocket, but he forgot to have it filled.

: #Laughs Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating the nursery.

: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

: #Laughs I say waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!

: #Laughs A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men
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