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: #Laughs |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.

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: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

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: #Laughs An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp.

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: #Laughs I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep.

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: #Laughs How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

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: #Laughs A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She says "Thank you."

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: #Laughs How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

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: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

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: #Laughs What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.

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: #Laughs Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow0 for six months.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

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: #Laughs |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay 00 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.

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: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

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: #Laughs Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

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: #Laughs Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!

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: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

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: #Laughs After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, "We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money."The agent replies, "Whoa there, just a mi

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: #Laughs Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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: #Laughs |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.

: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

: #Laughs An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp.

: #Laughs I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep.

: #Laughs How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

: #Laughs A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She says "Thank you."

: #Laughs How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.

: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

: #Laughs What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.

: #Laughs Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow0 for six months.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news.

: #Laughs |A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay 00 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence.

: #Laughs A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!" "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

: #Laughs Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

: #Laughs Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!

: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

: #Laughs After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, "We had that house insured for one hundred thirty thousand dollars and we want our money."The agent replies, "Whoa there, just a mi

: #Laughs Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !

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