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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

: #Laughs Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourh

: #Laughs Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

: #Laughs Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Should we count them all by hand?If I do not like the count,I will simply throw them out.I will not let this vote count stand.I do not like them, AL G

: #Laughs The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

: #Laughs |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309).

: #Laughs I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd

: #Laughs There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft.
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