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: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

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: #Laughs What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

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: #Laughs While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

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: #Laughs Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down.

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: #Laughs When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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: #Laughs What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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: #Laughs The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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: #Laughs BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.The German pho

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: #Laughs It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would

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: #Laughs Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat.

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: #Laughs Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.

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: #Laughs Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami residents turn on the heat* 45 degrees:Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts* 40 degrees:Yo

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: #Laughs The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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: #Laughs Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

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: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

: #Laughs What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!

: #Laughs While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

: #Laughs Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down.

: #Laughs When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

: #Laughs What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

: #Laughs The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

: #Laughs BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even Hitler, even though they could legally change them, a magazine reported Sunday.The German pho

: #Laughs It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would

: #Laughs Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat.

: #Laughs Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No.

: #Laughs Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami residents turn on the heat* 45 degrees:Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts* 40 degrees:Yo

: #Laughs The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

: #Laughs Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.

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