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: #Laughs Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

: #Laughs New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

: #Laughs Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies.

: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

: #Laughs Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it.

: #Laughs A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
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