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: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

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: #Laughs A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.

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: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

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: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

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: #Laughs A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program.

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: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

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: #Laughs |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it.

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: #Laughs What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

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: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

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: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

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: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

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: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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: #Laughs Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

: #Laughs A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.

: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

: #Laughs Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

: #Laughs A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program.

: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

: #Laughs |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it , then slow down again once he'd got over it.

: #Laughs What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

: #Laughs Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !

: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

: #Laughs Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant.

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