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: #Laughs |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

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: #Laughs It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

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: #Laughs Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions - 100Climbing the walls - 150Swallowing you

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1

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: #Laughs How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

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: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

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: #Laughs There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugg

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children."Well, my son," the chief replied, "When I step out of my tepee, I name each child afte

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: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

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: #Laughs A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find.

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: #Laughs Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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: #Laughs Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat.

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: #Laughs |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

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: #Laughs How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

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: #Laughs Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

: #Laughs It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

: #Laughs Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.Exercise________ Calories burned per hourBeating around the bush -75Jumping to conclusions - 100Climbing the walls - 150Swallowing you

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1

: #Laughs How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

: #Laughs There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugg

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief.One day a small Indian boy asked him how he chose the names for all the children."Well, my son," the chief replied, "When I step out of my tepee, I name each child afte

: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

: #Laughs A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find.

: #Laughs Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning." "What is she doing?", the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat.

: #Laughs |What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

: #Laughs How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.

: #Laughs Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before.

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