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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

: #Laughs 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!'

: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

: #Laughs A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde replies, "Yes, thank goodness.

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A: Nothing.

: #Laughs After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr.

: #Laughs This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2 scoops of chocolate ice cream.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."
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