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: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

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: #Laughs |A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel.

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: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

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: #Laughs A guy went to his doctor full of anger.

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: #Laughs A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork.

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: #Laughs Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

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: #Laughs "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

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: #Laughs The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

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: #Laughs How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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: #Laughs Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure.

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: #Laughs "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."

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: #Laughs If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

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: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

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: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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: #Laughs Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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: #Laughs A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

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: #Laughs Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.

: #Laughs |A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel.

: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

: #Laughs A guy went to his doctor full of anger.

: #Laughs A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork.

: #Laughs Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

: #Laughs "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ? Warren !

: #Laughs The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

: #Laughs How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

: #Laughs Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure.

: #Laughs "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."

: #Laughs If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

: #Laughs Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

: #Laughs A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.

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