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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? OUCH)

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks."The third Marine said "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."Th

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks." "And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical and theoretical emphases.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Johnny is in class.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in vein!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a sledgehammer.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

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