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: #Laughs A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.

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: #Laughs Batteries not included.

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: #Laughs A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

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: #Laughs A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

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: #Laughs Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our checkAll o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While R

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

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: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

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: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

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: #Laughs A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

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: #Laughs "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty

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: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro

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: #Laughs What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

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: #Laughs What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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: #Laughs A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire.

: #Laughs Batteries not included.

: #Laughs A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

: #Laughs A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

: #Laughs Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our checkAll o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While R

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

: #Laughs Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

: #Laughs A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern California's apple country.

: #Laughs "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty

: #Laughs SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.ACTION: Retire to gent's ro

: #Laughs What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift

: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!"The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pa

: #Laughs What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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