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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume

: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

: #Laughs If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin development and the toaster would be several years late.Just after release Wang would buy another compa

: #Laughs |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.

: #Laughs An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania.

: #Laughs Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?Public Defender

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

: #Laughs |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.

: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

: #Laughs Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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