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: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

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: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

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: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

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: #Laughs If God had wanted people to be gay...

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: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

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: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

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: #Laughs Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

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: #Laughs What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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: #Laughs Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

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: #Laughs A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you arecertainly asking for a high wage.""Well Sir," t

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: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

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: #Laughs How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) .

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

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: #Laughs A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life .

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: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10.

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: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.

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: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !

: #Laughs A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

: #Laughs If God had wanted people to be gay...

: #Laughs Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

: #Laughs Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

: #Laughs What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

: #Laughs Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

: #Laughs A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to the man, "For a man with no experience, you arecertainly asking for a high wage.""Well Sir," t

: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) .

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

: #Laughs A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life .

: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10.

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: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.

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