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: #Laughs Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.The remote to the T.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

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: #Laughs |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back.

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: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead.

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: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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: #Laughs A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

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: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

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: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

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: #Laughs Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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: #Laughs After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

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: #Laughs Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free.

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: #Laughs This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kidding.."Girl says "no! I don't know! Whats a failic symbol???"Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is afailic symbol!"Gir

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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: #Laughs Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus.The remote to the T.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge.

: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to wr

: #Laughs |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back.

: #Laughs A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead.

: #Laughs Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

: #Laughs A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!

: #Laughs |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.

: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

: #Laughs Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.

: #Laughs After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

: #Laughs Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an older woman will just mistake you for another one of her children and let you live at her house rent-free.

: #Laughs This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kidding.."Girl says "no! I don't know! Whats a failic symbol???"Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is afailic symbol!"Gir

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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